This morning Scott and I were out on the deck sipping coffee and discussing the replacement of said deck and the lame way in which it was constructed.
Scott: "I for sure won't do this cracker ass thing where they lined up all the boards and didn't stagger the joints." (pointing and gesturing)
Me: "I was going to call my post about the TV, My Cracker is Showing, but I didn't want to be offensive."
Scott: (hysterical laughing- nearly choking on coffee)
Scott: "You didn't want to be offensive on your blog? Your blog is totally offensive." (still snickering)
Me: "I thought cracker was just like saying white trash, but I looked it up on urbandictionary.com and it refers to a slave owner cracking their whip. I didn't want anyone to think I was comparing myself to a slave owner."
Scott: "I thought it was cuz saltine crackers are white."
Me: "Me too! That is apparently one origin, but not the only one. I'm not offended if you say it, but just so you know there are other interpretations."
Scott: "This is going on the blog isn't it?"
Me: "You bet your cracker ass it is... it's educational."
Peace & Love :-)