Saturday Morning. Still working on my coffee. Typing away on the computer while the rest of the family stares at yard shows.
Scott: What are you doing over there? Facebook? Blogging? Shopping? What are we going to do today?
Me: Pick up the house and swim.
Scott: I didn't significantly contribute to the mess.
Me: Those are your shoes over there (in the dining room).
Scott: I said significantly.
Me: Didn't you say you were going to mow the lawn first thing?
Scott: Sometime this weekend. Not first thing Saturday morning.
Scott then discuss with 5 y/o what they could buy at the hardware store including outdoor furniture and a BBQ.
Scott: I'm trying to just deal with the BBQ I have.
Me: (singing) Love the one your with, love the one your with, love the one your with...
Scott: Are you talking about me or the BBQ?
Peace & Love :-)