Me: You haven't posted anything on your blog in a while.
Me: Are you too busy?
Myself: Always busy, but that ain't it.
Me: Don't you have anything interesting or amusing to say? Some smart-ass thought that you can spin into a few paragraphs?
Me: Don't you have any backasswards New Year's Resolutions to share?
Myself: If I read one more fucking blog post about New Year's Resolutions I'm going to stab a fork in my eye.
Me: Okay, not that then. Something about Wine?
Myself: I heart wine.
Me: Perhaps expand on that.
Myself: I REALLY heart wine and my new wine opener, wine glasses and awesome Wine Fairy painting that Sharpie Fine Girl painted just for me. Also, I need to get myself a vacuum wine sealer thingy cuz no one got me that. That is all.
Me: A little rough, but you might could do something with that.
Me: What about your new magnifying mirror and the hairy lip cream/waxing journey?
Myself: I have been toying with that one.
Me: I think you might have something there. Maybe go with that.
Myself: I did consider filming my home waxing for a video blog, but didn't.
Me: What about that Pantry Moth War Victory post that you started?
Myself: Yeah, I should get back to that.
Me: Sounds like you've got some possibilities. I say pour yourself a glass of wine, stand in the moth free pantry for a bit and then go stare at your magnified and lit up face and see what kind of brilliance strikes.
Myself: Meh... I guess a glass of wine couldn't hurt.
Peace & Love :-)