Scott and I are taking the children and a suitcase full of booze and going on a cruise.
Goodbye laundry.
Goodbye housekeeping.
Goodbye cooking.
Goodbye lacrosse, baton and tball practices.
Goodbye Facebook.
Goodbye Scrabble.
Goodbye phone calls, texts & emails.
Goodbye work.
Goodbye meetings.
Goodbye PTA & committees.
Goodbye kids' taxi service.
Goodbye blogging.
And goodbye peeps.
Have a WONDERFUL time....without me. Who might have fit in between the bottles....which might have gotten less full...somehow. Still, I really do wish you a blast!
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Taaaaake meeeeee withhhhh youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Too late to stuff you in the suitcase. Already home.
DeleteGuess you don't want to hear me whine about how shitty it is to be home...