Cock, Paper, Scissors!

I've been trying to come up with a clever name for the other blog that I write which currently is just the company's name and logo. They sell paper and stuff kinda like Dunder Mifflin except the boss is super sexy and very smart. This afternoon I texted Sharpie Fine Girl to see if she had any ideas for me. These are excerpts of our texting.

Me: Trying to think of a clever name for Company X's blog. Ideas?

SFG: Maybe some play on rock, paper, scissors. Paper & scissors rock! Cock, paper, scissors for your new porn site.

Me: Cock, paper, scissors it is!

SFG: Something do to with running with scissors?

Me: I like the running w/ scissors idea. If I can stop fixating on cock, maybe I can do something with that.

SFG: Thanks now all I can think about is Rep Weiner Cock Pix...guess there's worse things to have stuck in ur head...head see there I go again...

SFG: More for the office porn site... There could be a sidebar entitled "today's pos-tits" and a site map offering pix of "boxes", "hole punch" and "clips, fasteners, rubber bands and binding" for our S & M friends. 

Then I spent the next 2 hours trying to get  'Cock, Paper, Scissors!' to stop looping in my head so I could think of something appropriate. I did manage to jot down a few decent ideas, but I kept getting interrupted by my own adolescent giggling. Other inappropriate ideas I've had include:

Cut The Cheese

Cut The Shit

Paper Fetish

Paper Cut A Bitch

I even took a shower so I could think and still couldn't quiet the loop. I'm hoping this post will let me get it out of my system, clear my head and move on. Thanks for the cock block Sharpie Fine Girl!

Peace & Love :-)